nearly dead

Actual Headline

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 16:49:36 GMT

Bush: One Of Worst Disasters In US History

Snopes.com says it's real.

Found via jameth

Blackadder icons

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 22:27:18 GMT

My first three icons ever. Be kind!

If you like them I'd be happy to see anyone else want to use them. :-)

Fuck Tom Cruise with a 15 inch dildo and no lube

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:41:21 GMT

Tom Cruise is a fucking idiot!

So rackhamrose says "If you or anybody you know has benefitted from a psychiatric diagnosis or treatment, in the past or the present, then please, boycott War of the Worlds. Don't go see it. Don't rent it when it comes out on DVD. Don't go see or rent any movie which stars Tom Cruise, or which he directs, or produces, or has any discernible hand in. And then pass it on--talk to your friends, put this in your livejournal, anything you think will help. Just don't let this guy into your wallet."

Tom, you haven't suffered from depression, you sure haven't suffered from post-partum depression, so keep your mouth shut about things you've been brainwashed into believing. Or just carry on looking like an idiot and making millions of people determined to avoid paying to see your films ever again.

I don't think boycotting Tom Cruise films will do any good but it will be hard to look at him without feeling ill now.

This is funny for obscure reasons

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 23:42:36 GMT

What kind of disease are you?

nearlydead:

nearlydead is caused by alien mind control rays.

nearlydead makes subjects desire sex. With lepers.
The only possible way to cure nearlydead infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.

Oink

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 21:00:10 GMT

I drew a pig.

Friends Only

Sun, 08 May 2005 02:23:53 GMT

This journal is Friends Only.

It's my anonymous outlet, so I won't friend people I think I know in real life. Friend me if you want to, say hi if you want to, whatever.